four soothe!

Y'all ready for my C and C Music Factory JAMMMMMMMMZ?

Iae haveth leeraecs of fyne qualitie for thoun! Loke!:

It's a bit trite
Macgruff taking a bite out of crime

I just want to do a line
And maybe to wine and dine Miss Subway -
She's sublime!
And then ride the A to Far Rockaway
Or take a hayride in the pumpkin patch
until Miss Subway gives me a rash

Who's she been suckin' off?
David Hasselhoff?

They pee in a trough on his beach
Consider it a breach of contract

Subway fortune alimony, baby!

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So what to do with the money?
Fly honies be askin' for a refill of the Tanqueray
Cast away, bitch!

Shove off with Hasselhoff!
I hear he's been lonely
Been pacing on the pier in his low-rise boot cuts
Poop poop butt butt

Sorry baby, it's the tourettes talkin'
It's like Russian Roulette with my rhymes

Anyway, Knight Rider solves crimes
But he just wasn't meant for these times
Hasselhoff sells dime bags to schoolchildren!!

(Chorus)

So what's my beef with this guy?
If he were stranded in a stall, would I lend him a ply?
Truth is, I'd always spare a square
Can't be petty when Davey's in trouble

Hate to burst your bubble, folks
I'm all talk
Throw to first like Chuck Knoblauch

So if this shadow has offended
It's only cause my head is all dented

Pity me...

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