Greetungs, ragscallions! BAIMM here to announce the commencing post of the 2aughaught6 pigball seasoning! last week saw the potato sacking of oakwood's aaron brooks, a pinch of branton's "humans cannot ingest this sauce!" sauce, and the severe concussing of kansas city's trenchtown green. don't forget to salt the wound, sports fans!
if you missed my first week of picks on an unaffiliated website, then i'll spare you the slight inconvenience of asking me for the URL by telling you that my record was how ever many games there were and 0. the switch to BTH is all about the benjamins (soze and banneker), so without further "freddy adu", i predict an offensive bombing of hiroshima, with Watford absolutely dropping one on Aston Villa and causing regrettable mutant births for the next several Northeast Birmingham generations, 2-nil. now take a hike, ex-pats, the big boys have got some MAN'S pigball to ponder!
my mortal kombat character scorpion's "come here!" move of the week is a career day for JP Lostintranslatman. P will throw for an astounding 153 yards and one touchdown as the Buffalo are run off a cliff by the Miami Manatees, 24-7. looking closer to home, the Yorktown Pigball Airbusses' three-headed running back monster (must have been born near Aston Villa) will produce no less than 25 yards of offense (with an over-under of two fumbles, you pick'em) in a dignified spanking by the NE-Pats (up yours, ex-pats!), 426-5. and what of the Yorktown Pigball Larges taking on the Philbert Baldies?? uh, i dont know...24-20.
to the Off-Field Betting Queues!
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