Zagat's Review: Chez Branton et Monkeyfucker

Locals, Queensers, and out of town dignitaries have been dining at this "roach-infested Hell hole" for "year". Outsiders might walk by and shake their head "in disgust", but all the regulars know what really keeps this place packed. From the "drunken rantings" of the maitre d' to the "inedible" selection of spices provided by the manager, this "neighborhoodless" neighborhood hot spot will surely be serving up "tiny hambugers on mistakenly raisined buns" and "shit! we forgot the corn!" for many "months" to come. Watch for "live roaches" in your yams and you're sure to have a "time".