what's in a name besides letters and sounds that are formed by the mouth in recognition of those letters because that's how language works?

loyal reader,

what do you think the legal policy is regarding definite articles in a person's middle name? i think i'd like my future kid's middle name to
be "the..."something. dylan "the stud" murphy. lisa "the hotness"
murphy. eh? EH!!? maybe something not about how hot they are. we have
a society to run here.

dylan "the accountant" murphy?

lisa the middle manager?

love always,
by austin "the ombudsman" i meant married