Blogue!

This blogue is kind of like when France stood up to Germany and said that they can't just goosestep on in and take over Paris. It ain't happening.

The incident I can barely remember is when this blogue was oft posted upon! So it's come to this: freewriting.

Baby babalu brickabrack clackalack locker combo I remember it started with John Elway and Nick Anderson but don't remember the third number and I rememeber the guy at that pool made us take a cold shower and said "no underwears!!" and I was scared of him wouldn't you be? Not actually that scared but more annoyed at him and at the pool that was no more than 3 feet deep all the way around (it was an ice skating rink in winter) and how it was just a horseplay pool with lifeguards whistling all the damn time I could never do that whistle with the two fingers in one's mouth. Maybe I'll just figure it out someday, like how I was late to learn how to walk and how to whistle regular and how to LOOOOOOOOVE. Yea. Bowling on television and I remember that movie Kingpin and the ugly lady in the backseat with the two vagina fingers licking between them and how I didn't really get it back then and I was glad. Loss of innocence. Loss of asparagus. That stuff turns your pee funny colors, just like the multi-vitamin I take. What an adventure. Ranger Rick. Bye.